Happy Monday...
Patterns do not hide the fat...
Tell it like it is...
I want you...
Jenny McCarthy - Expresses herself with finger paints...
"Avast Ye... Me Proud Beauty!"
I ordered my Eggs sunny side up???
For sinus pain... use tylenol...
Dr. Scholls won't help!!!
Someone needs a sammy!!!
Terrible spackling job on the stairs!!!
I want you...
Rewards for a job well done!!!
Time for some whiskey...
Heads or tails...
Always wear a helmet!!!
God bless you???
Catching the red eye...
Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese...
Pimp my ride...
At least they are all wearing the same shoes...
The definition for bush...
providing solutions that soothe throat pain and irritation...
Jessica Alba loves the beach... and so do i...
Anti-Mindvirus...
The perfect carry-on...
Put the lotion in the basket...
Scratch and Sniff...
I-scream...
Cut of the mullet...
Fudge-packer...
I'll be the judge of that...
Keep it fresh...
Toys for little boys...
Puma's are very comfortable...
please take your shoes off first
there are other ways to save...
White trash resorts... poolside...
DIY Ad Campaigns...
Megan Fox is a good person...
I want my MTV...
Tin foil... the new condom...
Grandma Gunner nabs some dinner
I can't hold this shit in much longer...
